dickfolio
a folder on a phone, flash drive, or computer that contains photographs of ex-boyfriends or random people's dicks. . .
Friend: Here's the picture from the beach.
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .