Dickified
(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.
That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
dickify
(Verb) fucking someone with no reason other than just to fool around
"Johnny cheated and broke up with her only to dickify other girls ."
dickify
the act of making a dick out of something that previously was not a dick
"Julia and Stephanie! Don't dickify the exclamation mark on our dry erase board!" That is not easy macin'!"
dickifyed
Used for explaning the condition of something. Ment to be negitive. Ruined, distroyed...
They dickifyed these sumps!
de-dickify
The act of muting your TV speakers when Dick Vitale is calling the game you want to enjoy watching.
I turned on the basketball game that I was psyched to watch but saw that Dick Vitale was the announcer. Rather than listen to him try yap and promote Duke throughout the game I pushed mute to de-dickify the speakers.