dickleweed
When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.
"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!