dick look
to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.
jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.
dick look
originating from Maryland, "dick look" means being caught doing something stupid.
my girl caught me with her friend, and I sat there with the dick look.
brocoli looking dick
A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.
I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.