Dick Smoothie
When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.
Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.
Dick's smoothie and adoption center
The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center