Dick String
A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)
Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!
string dick
A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.
The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.