dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.