dictionar
dictionary without the "y"
Yo Tim, grab the dictionar we 'bout to look up these words
dictionarize
To define a word, almost always a made-up one. This entry is kinda paradoxical.
Jon: I just dictionarized "dictionarize".
Kyle: What did they call it before?
Jon: *Head explodes*
Kyle: What did they call it before?
Jon: *Head explodes*
dictionarized
To be added to an imaginary dictionary, of which the world revolves.
<dic-shin-ah-rized>
<dic-shin-ah-rized>
Person 1: "That's just sofrikencoomang"
Person 2: "That should be dictionarized"
Person 1: "What the hell? You keep making up words!"
Person 2: "That's because there words are so cool, they should be added to the dictionary...they should be DICTIONARIZED!!"
Person 2: "That should be dictionarized"
Person 1: "What the hell? You keep making up words!"
Person 2: "That's because there words are so cool, they should be added to the dictionary...they should be DICTIONARIZED!!"
Dictionarize
The act of attempting to give someone a blow job and failing.
Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.
Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.
My boyfriend left me because I dictionarized.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.
dictionarize
to arrange alphabetically.
Let's dictionarize the names.
Dictionarally Challenged
A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.
People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.
Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.
Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
Urban Dictionare
Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.
Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!