Diede

An extremely cute dutch girl. She enjoys eating babies. Diede has a child apple, a cake waifu and a color as her best friend. Diede has great taste. She is an artist. She likes ducks. Everything Diede says is legally a joke and you can't expose her on twitter for it.

A person who likes to eat babies

A person who likes to eat babies

Internet-language for died

Often used in the comments on sites like 9gag, when the post is about someone who did something dangerous and could have severely hurt themselves. Frequently, when someone uses "died", he will instantly be corrected to dieded"

May also be extended to "diededed" or even longer and more exaggerated forms.

Scientific Term~
Someone or something that is dead, dying, alive but dead on the inside, or just not living in general (i.e. attached to a life support machine). Often used by Scientologists, Scientology, and Tom Cruise. Using this term gives you +50 int.

Dieded means when you laugh so hard you can’t breath so you dieded

A slang term invented by our lord and savior Juanathan. It means "died", but language fucking evolves, and so does human stupidity. Dieded can often be used in chinglish. It is generally used to express stress, death, exhaustion, and in rare cases, the process of being stalked.