Diet Blonde
enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking
"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."