ding-dong shit
the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.
I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.
Ding Dong Shit
The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.
"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"