Dirkhampshire Strut
When you've just penetrated someone so hardly that they cannot walk straight. Usually accompanied by throat-singing or deep-voiced yodelling. So named for the village of Dirkhampshire, Winchestertonfieldville where clog dancing is common.
Dirkhampshire Strut Drikamapshirn We went so hard last nite that she was Dirlakhnampsinthere struttin the whole morning after