Dirty Dayton

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Typically a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.