Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise

I love dirty santa

Dirty Santa

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.

Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

Dirty Santa

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.

He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

dirty santa

A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!

Office Christmas Game

俚语	dirty santa
释义	Dirty Santa The act of shitting in your mates beard. Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa". Dirty Santa That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise I love dirty santa Dirty Santa The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard. Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls. Dirty Santa When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho" To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all! Dirty Santa Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow. He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa. Dirty Santa The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence. Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap? Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present. ..... Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas. Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker). Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them. dirty santa A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it! Office Christmas Game
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