Dirty Trüaxe
When you need to douche in a hurry so you put a stack of mentos up your anus and butt chug a bottle of Coca-Cola
Yo, Chet hit me up and was like “be there in 5” so I had to pull a Dirty Trüaxe. Turns out he just left his charger at my house. I haven’t been able to walk for a week.