Disney Burn
Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.
Madison's mom is walking around in pain today because of a nasty case of Disney Burn.