Divorce Diet
The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....
Divorce Diet
The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.
Divorce diet
The unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. Possibly nature's way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. Don't throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.
Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.
Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.
Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.