Doilies
Tits that have no side profile because they are so flat and empty. From the front profile they look normal. A slight breeze would cause them to flap about
Its windy today love you might want to strap down those doilies
doily
adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.
"He walked doily down the street."
Doily
A piece of poop characterize by its extended length and coiled appearance
Damn, the doily I just dropped filled the whole toilet!
doily
Derogatory term for a person of the faith of judaism; a Jew. Refers to a yarmulke, the skullcap worn by Orthodox Jews.
"that doily tried to get out of paying his bill." or "you see that doily? must be going home from temple"
Doily Dyke
Feminine lesbian. A girly girl who's into girls. Otherwise known as a "lipstick lesbian."
On the L-Word you can learn a lot about types of lesbians: Doily Dykes, Butchie Maries, and much, much more.
texas doily
when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.
Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.
Brown Doily
Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.
Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!
or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.