don't get a boner
a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.
Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.
Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.
Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.