douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.

A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.

Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.

First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.

Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.

the feeling after receiving a harsh come back or rejection

An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.

The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.