douchemonger
1. A person who hordes used douches.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
douchemonger
a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
douchemonger
Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.
"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."
DoucheMonger
One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
Urban Douchemonger
An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.
Dude1: Hey! did they submit your word?
Dude2: no!
Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.
Dude2: no!
Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.
douchemongerer
One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.