Doucheology
The study of being a douche bag.
Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.
Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?
Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-
Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!
Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?
Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-
Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!