Doucherelli
Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.
The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"