doucheturd
insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd
Brad you're such a doucheturd
doucheturd
A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.
Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!