Douchwannabe
that guy that keeps trying new personalities to seem cool or try to fit in, when in reality he's just a fuckin loser, destined to masturbate alone in a pool of his own tears. Usually male, often a meathead.
Hey, would ya look at that fucknut next door? He's wearing a cowboy hat, tight jeans, no shirt, and sunglasses while roping a six foot ladder on his front lawn, what a douchwannabe!