Dqkin
Similar to a blumpkin. But instead of the man being on the toilet he is in a DQ (dairy Queen) eating icecream.
Man: Oh man you wouldn't believe the DQkin my girl gave me last night after my blizzard dumped out of the cup.
Man 2: Your girl was with ME at the cold stone last night though.
Man: Oh must have been her brother. I wondered why she did a better job under the table.
Man 2: Your girl was with ME at the cold stone last night though.
Man: Oh must have been her brother. I wondered why she did a better job under the table.