Dragon Rider

Dragon Rider(s) appear in Christopher Paolini's series of fantasy novels, the Inheritance Cycle.

Dragon Riders are humans or elves chosen by unhatched dragons as their Rider, forming an immensely powerful and unbreakable mental bond between the dragon and their human/elf. Often, they communicate telepathically between each other and as their bond grows stronger with time, their souls and minds become so synchronised they are almost a single being - thinking and acting in accordance to the other's thoughts.

This bond with their dragons resulted in Riders to gain the ability to use magic. This is done by uttering several words of an 'ancient language', and using one's energy to feed the magic's power.

In the book series, the main character (Eragon) and the main antagonist (King Galbatorix) are the only remaining Dragon Riders (to tell you anymore would mean spoilers).

A person, or persons, who prefer to wear trip pants, leg warmers, dark colored clothes, and really baggy shirts.

One who rides a lawn mower instead of driving a car

The Alaskan Fire Dragon, performed with the man riding a moose.

Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.