drake & josh
A show on Nickelodeon starring Josh Peck and Drake Bell, two step-brothers who go to the same school.
Hey, wanna watch TV?
Sure!
*Turns on TV*
Crud, it's just drake & josh!
Sure!
*Turns on TV*
Crud, it's just drake & josh!
Drake & Josh
A tv show from Nickelodeon in 2004 till 2007 by Dan Schneider, a person who loves feet. Drake and Josh are step brothers who has different things in common but they are still brothers.
Josh: Drake.
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*
Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*
Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse
Drake and Josh
A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.
Excerpt from Drake and Josh:
Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?
Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?
Drake and Josh
After Nickelodeon's downfall from the 1990's, aside from Invader Zim, the only watchable thing on Nickelodeon. Admittedly funny. Cancelled in 2007, like every other good or at least okay show on Nickelodeon.
Drake and Josh is pretty decent for Nickelodeon's recent TV shows.
draked and joshed
When You hook up with a friend who you have no interest in just because your bored.
Audrie and Harry draked and joshed
Drake and Josh
Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around
Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around
Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around
Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around
Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be
Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside
Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh
"Drake and Josh suck me dick"
Drake and Joshing
Drake and Joshing is the act of teasing in a playful way.
Mason: Dude I just told your mom you're gay!
Nashat: What seriously?!
Mason: Nah I'm just Drake and Joshing you!
Nashat: What seriously?!
Mason: Nah I'm just Drake and Joshing you!