Dried Sullivan
Someone with squinty eyes and a very crusty appearance.
When Jason finally awoke and walked into the kitchen, Paul couldn't help but notice that he had one heckuvva dried Sullivan. Jason squinted and crust popped off of his face in all directions. "God, I'm so crusted" said Jason. "I can see that," said Paul, removing several crispy flakes from his waffles. "You have quite a remarkable dried Sullivan."