Dry January
The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February
Jim: Hey man want a Corona?
Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.
Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.
Dry January
Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
dry january
Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again