Dunche
(1) A creature that dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, and eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(1) 'Krikey, look at that dunche hop! It's going straight for its hole!'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
Dunche
A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.
Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.
Dunching
The act of Squeezeing the butt cheeks together and fucking them, without penetrating the anus or the vagina.
So i was dunching my girl last night and i totally jizzed on the small of her back.
Dunch
noun.
Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.
Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.
Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:
Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.
Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.
Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:
Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
Dunch
An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.
Q: "...Hey Bob, I'm going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. You wanna come?"
A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."
A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."
Dunch
Dick punch. A punch in the dick.
Steve is so annoying, I'm going to dunch him when I see him later.
Dude, shut up or I'm going to dunch you into tomorrow.
I'm a dick? Yeah, you're a dick and I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a dick. Oh you're gonna dunch me? Yeah bro, I'm gonna dunch you in your full body dick and then I'm going to go fuck your girl.
Dude, shut up or I'm going to dunch you into tomorrow.
I'm a dick? Yeah, you're a dick and I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a dick. Oh you're gonna dunch me? Yeah bro, I'm gonna dunch you in your full body dick and then I'm going to go fuck your girl.
Dunch
Simultaneously making dinner and lunch at the same time.
"I'm going to dunch tonight's Hoki tacos into a Tuna salad bowl for lunch tomorrow."