Durkle
A dumbass and or geek
That guy with the mullet look like a durkle
durkle
When you have nothing else to say.
Carl: Dude isn't Danielle pretty?
Mike: ...Durkle
C: Oh yeah you're right she's butt ugly
Mike: ...Durkle
C: Oh yeah you're right she's butt ugly
hurkle-durkle
Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.
I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.
eek barba durkle
A pretty fucked-up ooh la la
Eek barba durkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college
Ba-nurkle-durkle
The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.
1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode