Dusty camel
A vagina drier than the Sahara desert.
Mike wanted to have sex with Sally, but she had a dusty camel.
Dusty Crusty Camel toe
Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty
James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe