Dutch Sex
A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.
Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!
Dutch Oven Sex
When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.