dwank
Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.
Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
dwank
the term dwank means to, have a poo (dump) and masterbate (wank) at the same time, hence creating the term Dwank
For example
Adrian Hocker loves to Dwank on tuesdays
Adrian Hocker loves to Dwank on tuesdays
dwank
Dwank is an abbreviation of a drunk wanker, mostly used in positive and comedic terms.
An adjective for someone that acts in an drunk wankery manner
e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.
e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.
Dwank
The act of taking a dump and a wank at the same time.
While camping ryan took a dwank in the toilet.
Dwank
Cool, awesome. In general, a good thing. Used soely as an adjective.
That movie The Matrix is so dwank!
dwanking
drinking and wanking
god dude, i was wasted last night and ended up dwanking
Dwank
Someone who is a wank or wankstain.
Instead of saying wank to avoid consequences.
Disclaimer: use with caution in certain situations or around parents.
Instead of saying wank to avoid consequences.
Disclaimer: use with caution in certain situations or around parents.
No you dwank.
Instead of: No you wank.
Instead of: No you wank.