Eat bagel
In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
eat bagels
Eating out someone's ass.
Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.
eating a bagel
A term used to define Getting High.
Will the pirate ate a bagel twice today.
Hmm, He is always eating a bagel...
Hmm, He is always eating a bagel...
Go eat a bagel
A way of telling people to fuck off
first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"
bagel eating jew
A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism
Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew