Edmund Burke School
The best private school in Washington DC.
It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is
everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models
All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy
If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.
We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.
Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is
everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models
All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy
If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.
We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.
Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"
"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"
"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"