Edward Toothpick Dick
When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”