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Egotistical metal musician who secretly loves maroon 5 music. They sleep 16-18 hours per day and wake only to eat hot dogs with barbecue sauce. Spends the rest of the day watching the history channel and trutv while drinking vodka and cheap beer (preferably boxer beer). They can play guitar hero for hours on end. Aspires to work at Menards for the rest of their life. Prefers women who had tails at birth. Big tits a must. Cleveland steamers also happily expected. During Lent expects four fish sandwiches from McDonalds daily. Perfect woman must have at some time worked on CNN. Has strict curfew when at the bars of midnight. Will reminisce about that one catch in high school football for hours. Worst flag football quarterback ever. 17 tds, 84 interceptions. Ran out of bounds backwards. Perfect date involves avoiding dragon food, skoal, seeing a Steven Seagal classic, and jerking off to Ac/dc.

An Egan is a guy who has the best smile. Although shy at first, he is a great conversationalist. He is sometimes unsure of himself, but once he finds his groove he is a Rockstar! Egan finds beauty in all things. He is a hippie by nature and has an old soul. Egan's tend to be self sufficient guys, always trying to do everything by themselves. Whenever you need a friend to talk to, Egan is the guy. He always knows how to make you smile and says all the right things.

An Egan Is a person who is very tall and tans nicely and is handsome. Has been seen with a wondering mind sometimes dozes off unexpectedly. has an incredible imagination. Does impersonations of just about anything.. very observant. Is a good guesser can be a detective one day. moderatly athletic can play any sport well enough. moderately smart can complete any AP class you throw at him. Will cheer you up when your down will keep a positive attitude and makes a great leader. Also an irish name. is irresistable to any woman. great small talker. once was attacked by a great white shark and won. Defeated King Kong on the Empire State building and Godzilla is portrayed because of Him. Dropped the atomic bombs ending world war two also won a champion boxing match with Muhammed Ali also heald the middle heavy wieght championship bealt against Rashad Evans and Rampage Jackson in the UFC beat Micheal jordon in a one on one Basketball Match wouldnt be afraid to show his feminine if he had one ran 10 marathons in a day without any water or food traveled every desert with nothing but the clothes on his back Swam 4 miles without taking a breath wrestled a grizzly bear and won climed to the top of mount Everest, mount St. Helens, and mount Etna he has been to every country but 4 and has gotten to shake 8 presidents hands in the museums he is allowed to touch the art and change them as he so pleases all in all the Egan is a very special breed of people

Egan is a type of person that will always do anything to make you smile:) if you fall in love with Egan, he will always hug you. He’s the type of guy that loves hanging out with his girlfriend other than his friends 💞. He will show you off to his friends and make sure everyone knows that your his. If you fall in love with Egan make sure you don’t break his heart:(. Egan always try’s to make his relationship last but the girls he meets aren’t always truthful. If your dating Egan, don’t be like the rest. Egan is very chill, and plays fortnite a lot 😂.

Amazing friend. Makes great jokes. Has a great taste in everything from ice cream- music. Doesn’t have a lot of confidence but is amazing. Loves kids. Basically just the best person ever. Pretends to be a vsco girl and loves to hammock.Not a man whore. Has red hair and tbh it looks really good on him

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