Ejact
Ejact. (noun) The precum that proceeds an ejaculation and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. Used to inform someone they are a 'imbecile' or a 'retard'
This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.
This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.
'You ejact! that's my fucking bike!'
'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'
'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'
'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'
'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'
Ejactive
Means extremely hot or sexy. Someone you would definally fuck.
That chick was so ejactive, I had a boner as soon as I looked at her.
Fatal ejaction
The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.
It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.
ejaction seat
The seat that you masturbate in.
Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.
ejaction distraction
An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...