ejaculite
The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.
"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."
Ejaculit
An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum
Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit