Elliot Rule
A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.
Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.