embroidery

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

Embroidery sauce

The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e

Hey embroidery sauce!

俚语	embroidery
释义	embroidery A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats. (not to be confused with cross stitch) Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing Annie: Thanks its embroidered Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition embroidery Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse. This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding. Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?" Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine." Anal Embroidery Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut. After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery. Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?! James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun! Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery! Embroidery sauce The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e Hey embroidery sauce!
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