Enchantment Table
1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
Enchantment Table
Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Enchantment Table
language used by gods
Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
enchanting table
a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
enchantment table
An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
enchanting table
an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated
demon : starts speaking enchanting table
brain : were fucking screwed
brain : were fucking screwed
Minecraft Enchanting Table
The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table