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The people who crowd the boarding agent's stand/area at the airport, when awaiting their turn to board the plane in an attempt to be first regardless of boarding zone or seating status.

Usually these people are accompanied by larger than normal carry on baggage and poorly executed plastic surgery. They are pushy and seemingly aware of a heightened importance and status which has obviously been self-assigned. They will always have a reason as to why they need to be first, and act surprised if they are called out on their lying, cheating mouth holes.