Eskimodest
A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.
"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."
"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."
"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."