ETP

Eat The Pussy. Also known as oral sex or cunnilingus. Part of foreplay and a regular part of the weekend.

AJ: Hey Jordan, you ETP this weekend?

Jordan: Yeah and then some.

ETP

Exam Time Panic. When its 1-2 weeks before exams after a semester, the principle will announce over the p.a about ETP. They tell you to study 1-2 weeks before exams come up or else you will experience ETP. When you study couple of days before exams, you'd probabaly start panicing.

"Don't let ETP get to you. Start studying for exams today"

ETP

Estimated Time of Pooping - Used when estimating how long something consumed will be turned into fecal matter. Usually a guessed estimate. Times vary, depending on cooking time, type of food, and how well prepared the food was.

"Oh man....Poorly Cooked Dollar Store Pizza Status: Consumed - ETP: 1 minute."

ETP

Estimated Time of Penetration. Generally referred to in movies and/or television—the amount of time that you guess it will take for two characters to bone.

John: “I knew Landry and Tyra were gonna do it!”

Jane: “Yeah, you’re always good at guessing the ETP.”

ETP

Meaning empire of this place, will be when the USA is taken over by communist daoists and turned into an empire that can only eat unicorn meat

Etp is good land
P.S. I’m saying this so I don’t get shot

etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

ETPS

Eat Together Pay Separately; When you go for a meal with a bunch of people and pay only for what you've eaten.

I don't mind going on a date with you, however I am a strong believer in the concept of ETPS.

俚语	etp
释义	ETP Eat The Pussy. Also known as oral sex or cunnilingus. Part of foreplay and a regular part of the weekend. AJ: Hey Jordan, you ETP this weekend? Jordan: Yeah and then some. ETP Exam Time Panic. When its 1-2 weeks before exams after a semester, the principle will announce over the p.a about ETP. They tell you to study 1-2 weeks before exams come up or else you will experience ETP. When you study couple of days before exams, you'd probabaly start panicing. "Don't let ETP get to you. Start studying for exams today" ETP Estimated Time of Pooping - Used when estimating how long something consumed will be turned into fecal matter. Usually a guessed estimate. Times vary, depending on cooking time, type of food, and how well prepared the food was. "Oh man....Poorly Cooked Dollar Store Pizza Status: Consumed - ETP: 1 minute." ETP Estimated Time of Penetration. Generally referred to in movies and/or television—the amount of time that you guess it will take for two characters to bone. John: “I knew Landry and Tyra were gonna do it!” Jane: “Yeah, you’re always good at guessing the ETP.” ETP Meaning empire of this place, will be when the USA is taken over by communist daoists and turned into an empire that can only eat unicorn meat Etp is good land P.S. I’m saying this so I don’t get shot etp in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house ETPS Eat Together Pay Separately; When you go for a meal with a bunch of people and pay only for what you've eaten. I don't mind going on a date with you, however I am a strong believer in the concept of ETPS.
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