Ever Given
A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.
"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?
Ever Given
Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.
Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.
Ever Given
1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).
Ever-Given
A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.
The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.