Evil Photocopier
The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job