Eyssa

Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.

eyssa is a bozo and gets negative amounts of pussy. he has the most dead drip and got no friends. wannabe roadman which asks stupid ass questions